愛想よくいれば 褒められるはずだった
「つまらない」なんて
そんなセリフは想定外

がんばる それだけなら
そこそこ 得意だけど
でもかわいげってやつが 最近わからない
あああ

愛されるのどっち? 常識ならこっち?
ウラ技はそっち? ねえ教えて
あなたならどっち? そう見えてもこっち?
やっちゃったよ…そっち? ねえわかんない
気分次第でしょうか
選ぶべき道は A or B?
攻略不可 ディプロマシー
もうやめてよ、めんどくさい!

生意気な態度 面白い奴だって
あの子だけ 人気
マジメはコスパが悪いかも

いっそもう ヤケになりたい
思いっきり 夜更かししたい
でも明日は早いし 明後日にしよう
あああ

愛されるのどっち? 常識ならこっち?
ウラ技はそっち? ねえ教えて
あなたならどっち? そう見えてもこっち?
やっちゃったよ…そっち? ねえわかんない
覚悟次第でしょうか
答えの見えない A o rB?
攻略不可 ディプロマシー
もうやめたい、めんどくさい!

ドジばかりしちゃうくらいがカワイイの
逆に?でも怒られたくないし
手が掛かるくらいのほうがカワイイの
逆に?ああ 迷宮入りで
無礼講しちゃうくらいがカワイイの
逆に?でもそんな勇気はないし
「器用に不器用なふり」
なんてそんなうまくできない

愛されるのどっち? 常識ならこっち?
ウラ技はそっち? ねえ教えて
あなたならどっち? そう見えてもこっち?
やっちゃったよ…そっち? ねえわかんない
気分次第でしょうか
選ぶべき道は A or B?
攻略不可 ディプロマシー
もうやめてよ、めんどくさい!
だけど、変わりたくない!

Aisou yoku ireba homerareru hazu datta
“Tsumaranai” nante
Sonna SERIFU wa souteigai

[Ha/Kwn] Ganbaru sore dake nara
[Kwm/Ma] Sokosoko tokui dakedo
Demo kawaige tte yatsu ga saikin wakaranai
A a a

[Tak/Kam/Kwm/Ha/Tam] Aisareru no docchi? [Sa/Kas/Is/Kwn/Ma] Joushiki nara kocchi?
[Tak/Kam/Kwm/Ha/Tam] URAwaza wa socchi? Nee oshiete
[Sa/Kas/Is/Kwn/Ma] Anata nara docchi? [Tak/Kam/Kwm/Ha/Tam] Sou mietemo kocchi?
[Sa/Kas/Is/Kwn/Ma] Yacchatta yo… socchi? Nee wakannai
[Tak/Ha/Tam] Kibun shidai deshou ka
[Kam/Is/Ma] Erabu beki michi wa A or B?
[Sa/Kas/Kwn] Kouryaku fuka DIPUROMASHII
Mou yamete yo, mendokusai!

Namaiki na taido omoshiroi yatsu datte
Ano ko dake ninki
MAJIME wa KOSUPA ga warui kamo

[Sa/Kwm/Ha] Isso mou [Tak/Kwm/Tam] YAKE ni naritai
[Kas/Ha/Ma] Omoikkiri [Kas/Kwn/Tam] yofukashi shitai
[Kwm/Kwn/Tam] Demo ashita wa hayai shi [Sa/Ha/Ma] asatte ni shiyou
[Is/Kwn] A [Tak/Tam] a [Sa/Ha] a

[Sa/Kas/Is/Kwn/Ma] Aisareru no docchi? [Tak/Kam/Kwm/Ha/Tam] Joushiki nara kocchi?
[Sa/Kas/Is/Kwn/Ma] URAwaza wa socchi? [All] Nee oshiete
[Tak/Kam/Kwm/Ha/Tam] Anata nara docchi? [Sa/Kas/Is/Kwn/Ma] Sou mietemo kocchi?
[Tak/Kam/Kwm/Ha/Tam] Yacchatta yo… socchi? [All] Nee wakannai
Kakugo shidai deshou ka
Kotae no mienai A or B?
Kouryaku fuka DIPUROMASHII
Mou yametai, mendokusai!

[Kwm/Is] DOJI bakari shichau kurai ga KAWAII no
[Kwm/Is] Gyaku ni? Demo okoraretakunai shi
[Kam/Ha] Te ga kakaru kurai no hou ga KAWAII no
[Kam/Ha] Gyaku ni? Aa meikyuuiri de
[Tak/Kwn/Tam] Bureikou shichau kurai ga KAWAII no
[Tak/Kwn/Tam] Gyaku ni? Demo sonna yuuki wa nai shi
[Sa/Kas/Ma] “Kiyou ni bukiyou na furi”
[Sa/Kas/Ma] Nante sonna umaku dekinai

Aisareru no docchi? (Aisareru no docchi?) Joushiki nara kocchi? (Joushiki nara kocchi?)
URAwaza wa socchi? (URAwaza wa socchi?) [Tak/Kas] Nee oshiete
[Kwm/Ha/Kwn/Tam/Ma] Anata nara docchi? (Anata nara docchi?) [Kwm/Ha/Kwn/Tam/Ma] Sou mietemo kocchi? (Sou mietemo kocchi?)
[Kwm/Ha/Kwn/Tam/Ma] Yacchatta yo… socchi? Nee wakannai (Yacchatta yo…)
Kibun shidai deshou ka
Erabu beki michi wa A or B?
Kouryaku fuka DIPUROMASHII
Mou yamete yo, mendokusai!
Dakedo, kawaritakunai!

I thought if I was sweet and agreeable, people would praise me
So being told, “You’re boring”
Was not what I expected

If you’re talking about just plain ol’ working hard
Then I’m definitely good at that
But lately, I really don’t understand what they’re considering “charm”
Ah, ah, ah

Which route’ll get me loved? Is this way common sense?
Is that the secret trick? Hey, teach me
How would you go about it? Is this the way though it looks strange?
Found it... is it that way? Ugh, I just don’t know
Does it depend how I feel in the moment?
Should I choose route A or B?
This diplomacy is impossible to conquer
Stop this already, it’s more pain than it’s worth!

That smart-mouthed fool gets to be considered funny
And is the only popular person
I guess being all serious wouldn’t be a good investment

Honestly, I just want to be desperate
And stay up all night thinking of what to do
But I have to be up early tomorrow, so I’ll do that the day after instead
Ah, ah, ah

Which route’ll get me loved? Is this way common sense?
Is that the secret trick? Hey, teach me
How would you go about it? Is this the way though it looks strange?
Found it... is it that way? Ugh, I just don’t know
Does it depend on how prepared I am?
I don’t know the answer, is it A or B?
This diplomacy is impossible to conquer
I want to quit it all, it’s more pain than it’s worth!

Though you wouldn’t think it, does being super clumsy make you cute?
I don’t want to get yelled at, though
Though you wouldn’t think it, does being hard to handle make you cute?
Ah, I’m just stuck in a maze
Though you wouldn’t think it, does having no manners make you cute?
I don’t have the courage for that, though
“Cleverly pretending to be clumsy”
Is something I really can’t do well at all

Which route’ll get me loved? Is this way common sense?
Is that the secret trick? Hey, teach me
How would you go about it? Is this the way though it looks strange?
Found it... is it that way? Ugh, I just don’t know
Does it depend how I feel in the moment?
Should I choose route A or B?
This diplomacy is impossible to conquer
Stop this already, it’s more pain than it’s worth!
But I don’t want to change who I am!