Joshi Kashimashi Monogatari (2011 DoriMusu. Ver.) 女子かしまし物語 (2011 ドリムス。Ver.) "The Story of Noisy Girls (2011 DoriMusu. Ver.)" Dream Morning Musume. [ morning musume || index ] DoriMusu. 1 CD DoriMusu. 1 CD+DVD
  Lyrics: Tsunku 作詞:つんく  
  Nakazawa Yuuko Iida Kaori Abe Natsumi Yasuda Kei
Yaguchi Mari Ishikawa Rika Yoshizawa Hitomi Ogawa Makoto
Fujimoto Miki Kusumi Koharu
Composition: Tsunku 作曲:つんく
Arrangement: Suzuki Daichi Hideyuki, Yoshinari Takegami (brass) 編曲:鈴木daichi秀行、 竹上良成 (brass)

Postscript: Romanization and translation by TnB. Color-coding by AquaChan.
* Urabancho: Maybe this is a reference to how Nacchi was the face of Morning Musume, but never the actual leader?
* Nori-tsukkomi: This is where the tsukkomi (person who is making fun of the other half of the duo) pretends to go along with something stupid that was said, then turns around and makes fun of it.
* Boke: This is the stupid one the tsukkomi makes fun of.
* Every line of Miki's verse is a reference to one of her solo songs.

S-JIS ROMAJI TRANSLATION
中澤裕子
どんなに突っ込み入っても
どんなに若い子入っても
このポジションならあげない
守り抜く覚悟
「誰も欲しがってないって」

飯田佳織
北海道でて早14年
都会の女になりました
絵画のスキルもあがった
ジョンソンは卒業
「でも 笑って!」

WOW WOW WOW 青春
いろいろあるさ
2、3人集ったら
かしまし かしまし

安倍なつみ
三十路を過ぎてもなっちだよ
アラフォー過ぎてもなっちだい!
このまましぬまでカワユク
笑顔で行きますよ!
「よっ裏番長!」

保田圭
ケメケメケメ子の投げキッス
ケメケメケメ子のウインクです
こんなに似合う子他には
絶対いませんよ
「まいりました」

矢口真里
バラエティに出てノリ突っ込み
夜中夢に出るボケ失敗
芸人魂身についた
「良いよね お母さ〜ん」

石川梨華
小姑なところあるけれど
世話好きなんだと思ってる
どうやらセクシーNo. 1
この座は渡さない
「私よ!」 「私だって!」

WOW WOW WOW 青春
いろいろあるさ
懸命に 生きてりゃ
商売 繁盛 WAO!

吉澤ひとみ
1時間でも時間がありゃ
自転車乗って鍛えたいの
名古屋あたりなら行けそう
自転車はステキ
「遅れないでね〜」

小川真琴
英語の留学してたけど
最近あんまり話してない
どなたか会話の練習
Let's Study English
「ディス イズ ア ペン」

藤本美貴
ロマンチックで浮かれてわ
会いたい会えない会いたかったよ〜
そっと口づけて私を
この世はみんあフレンド
「ミキてぃ〜」

久住小春
梅干しオタクに健康オタク
いろいろ興味がございます
ピチピチの肌の秘訣を
教えましょうか先輩
「ただ、若いだけやろうが!」

WOW WOW WOW 青春
いろいろあるさ
2、3人集ったら
かしまし かしまし

ワンモアタイム!

WOW WOW WOW 青春
いろいろあるさ!
懸命に 生きてりゃ
商売 繁盛
笑ろとけ 笑ろとけ   
Nakazawa Yuuko
Donna ni tsukkomi haittemo
Donna ni wakai ko haittemo
Kono POJISHON nara agenai
Mamorinuku kakugo
"Daremo hoshigattenai tte"

Iida Kaori
Hokkaidou dete haya juuyonen
Tokai no onna ni narimashita
Kaiga no SUKIRU mo agatta
JONSON wa sotsugyou
[Ab/Yag] "Demo waratte!"

WOW WOW WOW seishun
Iroiro aru sa
Ni, sannin tsudottara
Kashimashi kashimashi

Abe Natsumi
Misoji wo sugitemo Nacchi da yo
ARAFOO sugitemo Nacchi dai!
Kono mama shinu made KAWAYUKU
Egao de ikimasu yo!
[Yas/Yag] "Yo urabancho!"

Yasuda Kei
KEMEKEMEKEMEko no nage KISSU
KEMEKEMEKEMEko no UINKU desu
Konna ni niau ko hoka ni wa
Zettai imasen yo
[Ii/Ab/Is/Fu] "Mairimashita"

Yaguchi Mari
BARAETI ni dete NORItsukkomi
Yonaka yume ni deru BOKE shippai
Geinindamashii mi ni tsuita
"Ii yo ne okaasa~n"

Ishikawa Rika
Kojuuto na tokoro aru keredo
Sewazuki nan da to omotteru
Douyara SEKUSHII No. 1
Kono za wa watasanai
"Watashi yo!" "Watashi da tte!"

WOW WOW WOW seishun
Iroiro aru sa
Kenmei ni ikiterya
Shoubai hanjou WAO!

Yoshizawa Hitomi
Ichijikan demo jikan ga arya
Jitensha notte kitaetai no
Nagoya atari nara yukesou
Jitensha wa SUTEKI
"Okurenaide ne~"

Ogawa Makoto
Eigo no ryuugaku shiteta kedo
Saikin anmari hanashitenai
Donata ka kaiwa no renshuu
Let's Study English
"DISU IZU A PEN"

Fujimoto Miki
ROMANTIKKU de ukareteta wa
Aitai aenai aitakatta yo~
Sotto kuchizukete watashi wo
Kono yo wa minna FURENDO
"Mikitty~"

Kusumi Koharu
Umeboshi OTAKU ni kenkou OTAKU
Iroiro kyoumi ga gozaimasu
PICHIPICHI no hada no hiketsu wo
Oshiemashou ka senpai
"Tada, wakai dake yarou ga!"

WOW WOW WOW seishun
Iroiro aru sa
Ni, sannin tsudottara
Kashimashi kashimashi

WAN MOA TAIMU!

WOW WOW WOW seishun
Iroiro aru sa!
Kenmei ni ikiterya
Shoubai hanjou
Warotoke warotoke
Yuko Nakazawa
No matter how much I'm made fun of
No matter how many young girls join
I won't give up this position
I'm prepared to defend it to the end
"But no one wants it"

Kaori Iida
It's already been 14 years since I left Hokkaido
I've become a city girl
I've even increased my skills as a painter
I've graduated from being Johnson
"But laugh!"

Wow wow wow, youth
There's so many kinds!
If two or three people get together
It's noisy, noisy

Natsumi Abe
Even after I pass 30 I'll still be Nacchi
Even after I pass my 40's I'll still be Nacchi!
I'm going to keep being this cute until I die
I'll continue with a smile!
"Yo, backstage leader!"

Kei Yasuda
Keme-keme-kemeko blowing kisses
Keme-keme-kemeko's wink
There's absolutely no other girl
who can look good doing it.
"I'm confused."

Mari Yaguchi
I've tried joining the joke on variety shows
I've failed at playing dumb in late night dreams
I've gained the spirit of a comedian
"Isn't that great, Moo~om!"

Rika Ishikawa
Sometimes I act like a sister-in-law
But I think I'm an accommodating person
In any case, I won't let go of my seat
as No. 1 Sexy Girl
"That's me!" "No, it's me!"

Wow wow wow, youth
There's so many kinds!
If you live earnestly
Business thrives, wao!

Hitomi Yoshizawa
Even if I only have one hour,
I want to get on a bike and train
I think I could do it around Nagoya
Bikes are wonderful
"Don't be late, okay~"

Makoto Ogawa
I studied English abroad, but
lately I haven't practiced at all.
Someone please practice speaking with me
Let's Study English
"This is a pen"

Miki Fujimoto
I've been festively romantic
I wanted to see you, couldn't see you, wanted to see you~
Kiss me softly
Everyone in this world is my friend
"Mikitty~"

Koharu Kusumi
A pickled plum nut, a health nut
I'm interested in lots of things
My seniors, shall I teach you the key to youthful skin?
"It's just because you're young!"

Wow wow wow, youth
There's so many kinds!
If two or three people get together
It's noisy, noisy

One more time!

Wow wow wow, youth
There's so many kinds!
If you live earnestly
Business thrives
Laugh, laugh!

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